I'm not too sure how it happened, but somewhere along the way in recent weeks, by some unknown mechanism of events perhaps, it happened. I became a conspiracy theorist. It's a title that is both new and uncomfortable to bear, and frankly, I'm not so sure I even want it. Having slipped on this suit only recently, I have to admit it feels itchy. It feels so itchy in fact, that at times one starts feeling like a scared deer on the eve before hunting season. Is the government against us? What was the hidden meaning within that movie? What's the real purpose behind this new law? What about...